A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...
A NEW GROPE.
It is a period of civil
war. Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, horny Princess Leia
races home aboard her starship, custodian
of the stolen plans that can restore freedom to the galaxy...
The Blockade Runner was dwarfed by the vast wedge of the Imperial Star Destroyer. Its drive destroyed, the smaller craft was swallowed by the Imperial warship. Stormtroopers boarded the ship and any resistance was quickly overpowered. Princess Leia found herself brought before the towering Dark Lord Darth Vader.
"Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold," pouted Leia.
"We know the plans were beamed aboard this ship," said Vader. "And we will find them..." and he reached out a massive black hand and caught Leia between the legs, "Wherever you have hidden them."
Leia found herself lifted off the deck by Vader's enormous hand. His iron finger pressed through her thin robe and found her slit. Leia moaned and wiggled and she slipped deeper onto the Dark Lord's finger. Taking hold of Vader's control panel she pushed harder and his finger sank to the last knuckle. Her robe bunched around her groin and her bare legs danced six inches over the deck. "Yes," she gasped, "No! Keep looking! I mean, you'll never find them!"
Vader looked bemusedly at the writhing princess as the stormtroopers exchanged secret glances.